I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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