Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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