I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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