party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Randomize
