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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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