okay pat passed out under dana's car
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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