this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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