I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize