I cockslap morals
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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