she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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