I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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