Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.

Fav 0 1629 896
share tweet
(505): View more from New Mexico

Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.

Fav 23 1348 2997
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(478): View more from Georgia

closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.

Fav 17 4584 940
share tweet
(530): View more from California

Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(

Fav 18 1158 7449
share tweet
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
Read it at the TFLN blog
(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.

Fav 12 6590 1205
share tweet
(920): View more from Wisconsin

Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

Fav 24 6544 1086
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.

Fav 8 1473 2313
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(850): View more from Florida

I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....

Fav 1 505 717
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(801): View more from Utah

He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.

Fav 1 267 96
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT