So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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