Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
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I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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