Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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