I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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