she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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