Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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