So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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