Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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