the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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