why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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