these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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