i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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