This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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