Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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