when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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