your thong is hanging out like whoa
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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