i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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