you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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