is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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