he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm too high and old for this...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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