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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.

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(319): went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there. http://tfl.nu/ufbv

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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...

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(732): I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste... http://tfl.nu/n6mj

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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty

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(918): When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty http://tfl.nu/ybq4

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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.

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(757): I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping. http://tfl.nu/aea5

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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.

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(541): Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus. http://tfl.nu/wqiq

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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too

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(603): im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too http://tfl.nu/8x1l

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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink

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(847): i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink http://tfl.nu/i8us

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

We welcome drunken adversity.

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With open legs.

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(724): We welcome drunken adversity. (1-724): With open legs. http://tfl.nu/iqs6

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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.

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(518): He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on. http://tfl.nu/jgdt

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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.

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(850): I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this. http://tfl.nu/urhy

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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�

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(215): Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon� http://tfl.nu/ciq0

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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.

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(540): The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one. http://tfl.nu/uhr4

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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.

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(310): My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever. http://tfl.nu/d22o

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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.

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(940): Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night. http://tfl.nu/76za

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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore

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(512): The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore http://tfl.nu/9q9y

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