I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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