Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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