we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just cropdusted the office
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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