I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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