That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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