john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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