Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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