weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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