Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We have started to decorate penises.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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