i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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