Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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