She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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