You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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