Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I have vodka in my lungs
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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