She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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