I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.