um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.