how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good