just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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