I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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