she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Sober January is a disaster.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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