i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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