I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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